Amy Schumer may make a living by cracking jokes, but the comedian is apparently deadly serious about Chris Fischer.
Just how serious?
So serious that Schumer and her relatively new boyfriend are now Husband and Wife!!!!!!
The woman who has practically made a name for herself by joking about her own sexual experiences and quasi promiscuity has now decided to only let one man into her bed for the rest of her life.
This isn’t akin to the ultimate bachelor, George Clooney, settling down with a wife and a pair of kids… but it’s sort of close!
Schumer split from long-time boyfriend Ben Hanisch last May after over a year of dating.
She first got together with Fischer – a famous cook who wrote “Beetlebung Farm Cookbook” – in late 2017.
Back in November, Us Weekly reported that the pair were enjoying a romantic dinner at Café Altro Paradiso in New York City.
But Schumer didn’t appear on any red carpets with her new man and didn’t talk about him at all on social media, either.
Until, that is, this past weekend when Amy shared the first picture posted above in this article.
It features her swapping spit with her now-husband and it was shared along with the caption:
“Happy Birthday @theellenshow thank you for having us!”
According to Us Weekly insiders, Schumer and Fischer got married in Los Angeles on Tuesday.
It’s unclear where. It’s unclear if anyone famous was in attendance. And it’s definitely unclear what sort of ring Schumer was given.
So… who the heck is Chris Fischer?!?
He lives on Beetlebung Farm in Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts, which is where his family has resided since 1961.
The cookbook previously cited was written in 2015 and it earned Fischer a James Beard Award.
Moreover, his Beach Plum restaurant was named by Esquire magazine as a favorite of former President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama.
He rose to fame after working as Mario Batali’s sous chef at the Manhattan restaurant, Babbo.
According to E! News, Fischer met Schumer through the latter’s personal assistant, who just happens to be Fischer’s sister.
Last year, Schumer opened about her relationship with Hanich during an interview with Marie Claire, saying at the time:
“Being in love is the scariest thing in the world. You want to f-cking cry and scream. I can’t handle it. Every time we say goodbye, I think, ‘This will have been a nice last week together.’
“Or I tell myself nothing is real and he’s going to leave me and tell me he never loved me.
“I feel so bad for him. How exhausting it must be dating me.”
Well, replace Hanich with Fischer and replace dating with married and that’s where Schumer finds herself now.
Let’s hope it goes well for her!